Wow-ku
Posted by Fimlys on April 23rd, 2008
To raid or not to
raid that is the question that
I ask all day long.
Fly over Shattrath
See the light of the Na’aru
Take a nice screenshot
We attack the boss
and he tries to kill the tank
but I can heal you.
Hey! If you have a WoW blog, make up your own WoW Haiku and post it! (or more than 1). If not, write one and leave it in the comments!! Jus Do It!!!!
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April 23rd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
O M F-ing G
I finally found a blog
That is on my realm
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Nicely written there
Fim! I will write some soonish…
but for now I sleep.
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 pm
[...] Thon Draenei was buggin’ me and tellin’ me ah should write some funny-lookin’ poetry. Now, ah huvnae seen anythin’ like it before but my shaman pal Avarix assures me that it’s a well known ‘art form’ where he’s fae and he helped me tae write some while daen’ a few hisself. [...]
April 24th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Great idea! I was so inspired by it that I wrote no less than ten wow-kus myself. If you’re curious, have a look at them at my blog. Be warned though, they could perfectly well be used by the Spectral Performers in Karazhan as the debuff “Bad poetry”…
April 26th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Thanks for the challenge, Fim. It’s inspired a few of my fellow guildmates to compose their own, too!
April 29th, 2008 at 11:01 am
[...] you can ;p) I ran into something called WowKu this week. It’s a craze I tell ya, a craze. Did Fim start it? I know Anxi turned me on to [...]
April 29th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
[...] on April 29, 2008 – 5:44 pm - Fimlys of Asleep at the WoW kicked off this new round of WoW-themed haiku. So he gets all the [...]
April 30th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
[...] really silly error on my part here at the Help Desk, but also passed along my first WoW Blog Meme! This comes from Asleep at the Wow, and the challenge is: Write a WoW themed haiku! Here [...]
April 30th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
In the order we clear them these days…
Moroes keeps Millstipe
Close almost all of the time.
Ah, Silenced pallies.
Maiden’s Holy Wrath
Is proximity-fueled
By her hall’s Wantons.
Romulo, Juli,
At last united in death –
But alas, tanked apart.
Where is Dorothee
Hiding Tito at the pull?
She does wear full skirts.
Why is the wolf Bad?
You spend twenty five long years
Stuck inside grandma.
Poor Arcanagos,
A bony Ony retread.
These one-note dragons.
The Curator leaks
Flares like rabid skunks leak stink.
Maybe new o-rings?
Medivh set his dad
Up in a posh library.
He never visits.
So Medivh is some
Kind of big super-genius…
He thinks this is chess?
Lucky Melchezaar!
His friends are always ready
To come when he calls.
Netherspite just prooves
That red-green color blindness
Makes for a bad tank.
Illhoof? No problem.
Chains! Chains! DPS the chains!
Ehh, lord love a duck.
Lonely Attumen
Watches Midnight stand alone.
Everyone has gloves.
Molpe
Dev Null
Malygos-A
April 30th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Yay, Crusader Strike!
Retribution Paladin
Bubble Hearths away
April 30th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
“Time to come to bed!!!!!!”
“Yeah hon, I will be there soon,
Just ten dailies left.”
April 30th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Nelf in Tanaris
Comfort given by Elune
Dreaming at strange stars
April 30th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Dread skies of Outlands
The portal leads to Stormwind
Spam fills the cool air
Alas! I can not
You ask me for golden coin
I have just silver
April 30th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I just posted this over on wow-insider when I saw they mentioned this wow haiku thingy so here’s mine:
“The Epic WoW Haiku”
WoW the day away
Grinding up S.S.O. rep
Then log on an alt
Run an instance quest
For the first time today
Then back to the main
Now back on the main
I think I’ll do battlegrounds
For welfare epics.
Waiting in the queue
With this damned AV premade
I think I’ll go mine.
Oh great! AV up..
Almost at adamantite
I hope we don’t loose.
The alliance team
Have decided to turtle
We’ll be here for hours.
Just AFK out
And get deserter debuff
No more PvP.
So back to dailies
Only an hour to go
Until tonight’s raid.
Summoned to BT
Just to farm the Betrayer
For legendaries.
Why must I be here?
When all of our T6 gear
Will be replaced soon?
WoW all day long
Grinding until Wrath’s release
Then do it again.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Thick plate steel armor
Stop those nasty crushing blows
Keep that shield handy
Semi translucent priest
Death only one cast away
Dark shadow power
April 30th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
These are great guys! Keep it up.
May 1st, 2008 at 9:14 am
just hit the jackpot
on the farming slot machine
three Nagrand Cherries
exalted with horde
a green whirlwind envelops
I wait for reward
patience young spore bat
your turn to be farmed for buff
will come soon enough
Gadgetzan AH -
epic for thirteen coppers
slash ignore victim
Alliance AH
May 1st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
The gnome shoots frostbolts
Supremus changes targets
Durability
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:14 am
Tireless loyalty
The Mechanical Yeti
Storm of steel, fur, blood
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:31 am
bogflare needlers
please light up my life with a
captured firefly
of the Shattered Sun
of the 1K shattered gold
of lasting regret